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Today was a day that will go down in the history books as the final showdown of good vs. evil! Today was the day JLB guided by the righteous hand of BatMaggie, our Dark Knightress, battled the evil forces of Dr. Merlinstein and his relentless henchmen.

Gus' alter ego, Invisible Dog, kept teleporting and camuflaging with the environment. One second you would see him scouting, the next he was right by our side. He was the one that discovered the evil plan to steal the Wooden Scepter of Eternal Drool from the beautiful Ginger. Ginger was in charge of protecting the coveted stick, and her super power was the power of Love. Anybody that attempted to steal it she would distract and detour by covering their faces with kisses until they ceased.

Dr. Merlinstein wanted to steal the scepter to present it as a gift for Princess Bella and join their forces along with her bodyguard and warrior Till. Merlinstein thought that Marley the Mole was working on their side, digging tunnels through the snow for them to have escape routs. Little did they know that it was a trap and she guided them directly to Quicksilver, aka Kona who swiftly delivered the message to Aqua-Daisy to get reinforcements.

At the same time Roxy the banshee used her cry to alert the evil twins Gizmo and River who hastily ran around their oponents to the point of confusion, how many of them were there! Soaring down came Pastis Kent as Superdog along with Skip the Snow Dog. Skip made sure he ate all of the flying snow particles that Gizmo and River were using to blurr their moves.

To add more excitement to the battle, Kira strategically traced her collision route to knock down as many opponents as possible with her super power to become a dog-cannon ball. Dr. Merlinstein invoked Bleeker, aka the Shadow Enchatress who could move through the shadows and sneak up to their opponents from unexpected angles.

After all this running and chasing and wrestling, it all came to an end out of exhaustion, but ... who had the Wooden Scepter of Eternal Drool?? What?? Nobody?! How could that be? .... oh, wait a minute, Jef pretended he threw it in one direction and fooled them all while he just simply dropped it in the bush so that nobody fought over it. And that is how this story has a happily ever after ending.